2015 State of the Union Speech (pirated transcript, abridged)

At great expense and risk to life and limb, I have obtained for my personal website an abridged advance copy of this year’s State of the Union address, including both the Resident’s speech and the American people’s ongoing response, as it will be¬†shouted to their television screens (boiled down to the key points):

BHO: I’m Gonna Tax You More!

The American People: But We Have No More Money!

BHO: No Problem, I’ll Print More and Give It To You In A New Stimulus!

The American People: …and Then Immediately Take It Away From Us??? But Why???

BHO: Because I Can… and Because I Like To.

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Copyright 2015 John F. Di Leo

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